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17 Prom Horror Stories That’ll Make You Feel Better About Yourself

When dancing takes a nasty turn.

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We had a karaoke contest at my senior prom. Everyone convinced me to sing. That was fine and dandy because I'm not a horrible singer, but I have really bad stage fright. When I went on the stage and opened my mouth, I projectile vomited everywhere. I got it all over my principal and her husband. I don't think I'll be in any more karaoke contests for a while.
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My date and I left prom early to go eat, but when we went back the school was closed. I really had to pee, so my date drove me to the football field to use the outdoor bathroom. Just as I lifted my dress, I discovered a bat – like, the animal – in the stall with me! I came out of the bathroom with my dress still hiked up, and standing right outside was a police officer. My date took me home right after.
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If Hermione Granger Had Snapchat

It’s Snapchat, not SNAPchat.

When she’s in the library taking a study break:

When she's in the library taking a study break:

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When she’s in the common room and spots Scabbers:

When she's in the common room and spots Scabbers:

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When she’s in Defense Against the Dark Arts and wants to scream:

When she's in Defense Against the Dark Arts and wants to scream:

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When she’s walking the grounds and gets TOO excited for Quidditch season:

When she's walking the grounds and gets TOO excited for Quidditch season:

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WTF Are Blue Balls, Actually?

Yes, they’re real. No, they’re not blue.

So, blue balls are actually a thing.

This probably isn't news to anyone who's experienced it firsthand, but it's definitely something that people without balls have a lot of questions about. Is it real? Why does it happen? What is turning blue? WHY ARE YOU COMPLAINING SO MUCH?

We spoke with Dr. Abraham Morgentaler, director of Men's Health Boston and associate clinical professor of urology at Harvard Medical School, to get more info.

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The term blue balls refers to the testicular pain that happens after prolonged sexual stimulation — without ejaculation.

The term blue balls refers to the testicular pain that happens after prolonged sexual stimulation — without ejaculation.

There's not really a fancy medical term for this, says Morgentaler, but what's actually happening in the testicles is sometimes referred to as vasocongestion, or a build-up of blood flow or other fluids.

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Here’s WHY it happens:

Here's WHY it happens:

The testicles produce testosterone and sperm, but they also make other fluid to help propel the sperm through the various tubes, says Morgentaler. “With more stimulation, there's more blood flow to the genital region, including the testicles. The fluid wants to get somewhere, but without there being that release, it builds up and builds pressure,” he says. When they get really filled up or congested, it causes the insides to stretch as they get engorged, and that's what hurts.

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But they don’t actually turn blue.

But they don't actually turn blue.

The name probably refers more to the sensation than the color. “The experience is of it being bruised,” says Morgentaler. “It has that kind of sensitivity and tenderness.”

Most men won't even experience any noticeable swelling, but the engorgement happening inside the testicles is what's causing all that pain.

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