It just is! It’s science.
Because now you know how to properly eat a cupcake:
And chocolate if you're a bird:
The weather won't be this frightening:
But instead more like this:
I cannot picture a scenario in which you will not enjoy this game. At the very least, it’s bound to be more fun than whatever garbage Scott is posting for Game Battle. Prove me wrong.
Evolve your army from cave men to advanced infantry to battle weird alien invaders. A satisfying way to waste your Friday afternoon, especially if you really dislike weird alien invaders.
Grape. Fruit. Grape. Fruit. Shockingly not the same as a grapefruit. (Warning: NSFW language)